i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Mom said you looked used
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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