dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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