when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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