Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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