Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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