so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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