Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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