Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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