Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That's intense
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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