Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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