Well douche your snatch and let's go!
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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