well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I just cut my nipple shaving
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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