New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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