you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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