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(319): View more from Iowa

Sponge bath it is.

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(319): Sponge bath it is. http://tfl.nu/r4q1

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(973): View more from New Jersey

oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick

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(973): oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick http://tfl.nu/qy0n

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(904): View more from Florida

What are you doing tonight?

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Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.

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(904): What are you doing tonight? (847): Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life. http://tfl.nu/ilpj

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee

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Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her

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(706): I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee (704): Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her http://tfl.nu/95cd

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(949): View more from California

while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving

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(949): while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving http://tfl.nu/8zv1

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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.

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(513): He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it. http://tfl.nu/a93z

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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.

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(517): Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date. http://tfl.nu/f1nk

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(630): View more from Illinois

wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?

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yes. helicopter.

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(630): wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back? (816): yes. helicopter. http://tfl.nu/re1i

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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out

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(314): apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out http://tfl.nu/7udd

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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....

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(517): Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school.... http://tfl.nu/i9vj

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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.

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(815): I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere. http://tfl.nu/v3m6

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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home

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(318): Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home http://tfl.nu/q30x

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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.

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(413): he told me it was like eating gods vagina. http://tfl.nu/d5n4

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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours

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(518): We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours http://tfl.nu/zbw4

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That accounts for only three of the penises

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(212): That accounts for only three of the penises http://tfl.nu/jbaz

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