dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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