i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Boobs are out for the taking
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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