I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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