I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just pee around me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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