what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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