We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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