That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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