She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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