she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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