How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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