do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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