thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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