I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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