if i can run in heels then i can drive
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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