I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
