The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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