don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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