whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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