I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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