She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
