Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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