I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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