I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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