He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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