He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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