I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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