you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I need a burrito and a hug.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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