she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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