we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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