I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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