Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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