I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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