would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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