i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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