what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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