even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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