i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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