Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
a search helicopter?!
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars