he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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