i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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