I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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