Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I think my moral compass just broke
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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